The Nightmare Begins Now....

Monday, February 27, 2006

School finally started, woke up at 6 plus in the morning, felt like dying..... The hot shower did not help at all.. Took my bag, left the house, and made my way to the tram station. The weather was surprisingly chilly, luckily I brought my jacket. But I was wearing boardshorts, so I was shivering a little, damn weak in the morning.... but considering that I never wake up before 12 in the afternoon, it's excusable, haaa!

When I reached school, it was like 715 in the morning, and not a student in sight... I thought today was public holiday, but again since class starts at 8, I thought I was a TAD early. But I needed to get to school early because I didn't know how long the tram ride would take, and I didn't know where the lecture theatre was, and hence the GREAT SEARCH FOR THE ELUSIVE BIOLOGY THEATRE began!!! According to the map, it was quite some distance, so I followed accordingly, but as I walked, buildings turned into trees.... concrete pavements turned into grass and gravel... I ended up in some forest in the middle of the school! So I had to back track and look for another map, evenually found my way to the theatre, only after walking around the entire school! And throughout this whole adventure, I was having a tummy ache from hell, I thought I wouldn't be able to make it already! The thought of doing it in the enchanted forest actually flashed through my mind several times, but it's too damn cold outside, and I was afraid my ass turns blue...

Ok, went for my Bio lecture, the lecturer was yada yada-ing all the way, and this angmoh guy went into a coma faster than me! We took turns nodding at nothing, slipping in and out of consciousness. Basically, didn't listen much, only heard the words "welcome to..." and "See you next lecture", think I'm a goner....

Next was physics lecture, which I have no idea where it was again. I thought I was smart by following the crowd, and I did end up at the building. Sat through the entire Physics lecture, took the lecture notes, almost fell asleep several times again.... Then just now talked to Weili's friend, she said that her physics lecture different from mine, said that hers was in Lyle Theatre. Oh My Freaking God!!!!! That's the lecture theatre I went! Then I went to look at the lecture notes I took, CRAP!!! I ATTENDED THE WRONG LECTURE!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!! But can't blame me, I can't respond well in the morning. It's the stupidest thing that ever occurred to me in school sia! But damn funny, buahhaha!!

Tomorrow got 1 hr lecture only, woo hoo! Hope I don't go to the wrong class again..... Till then, have fun in SMU, NUS and NTU guys!!! Jimz, out!

Song of the Post - Tears and Rain by James Blunt

(P.S. The previous untitled post seemed to have caused quite some concern, but rest assured guys, I'm ok. If I'm not wrong, only 1 or 2 people know where I got my inspiration from. Go figure, hee!)

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

I locked my heart away, and threw the keys away
But fate had to be so cruel sometimes
You, of all people, found the key to my deepest thoughts
Just like that, you played me like a ragged doll
Ripped my heart out and tore it apart
If that was not enough, you put it back together
Only to rip it into a million pieces again
But I will not hate you, nor will I tell you how much I'm hurting
For you will never understand the pain I feel inside
Everytime you smile at me and think that everything is alright
Stab my heart a thousand times
Stab my heart a million times
I do not mind
Because it is YOU who is doing it
I hurt so you can be happy

Song of the Post - Teardrop by Massive Attack Feat. Portishead

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Friday, February 24, 2006

It's been a 2 days since my birthday, I feel damn bloody old.... Can't believe I turned 22 on the 22nd of February 2006! So many 2s, but not much significance... The only special about this year's birthday is that it was spent overseas, and I got presents from my sis and mum, buahahaa! A huge tennis ball and Scrat, the Ice Age Mouse! Damn cool lar!

This is Scrat! Seems Familiar? The ball behind is a huge tennis ball!

Last week, finally got a new mobile phone, my dream phone, Motorola V3X!! Better than Weili's, and cheaper too! haa! Think it's cheaper than Singapore's.... For those who still haven't gotten my new number, please sms my old number, and I will update you all.

Went to school last Thursday and Friday for International Students' Briefing, total waste of time! They were talking to us about putting on seat belts when driving, and who to call when you're on the verge of dying.... Could have slept longer lor! Den saw the international students that were taking vet science, come from Malaysia, Taiwan, Thailand, South Africa and of course , Singapore. Ben's friend came up to say hi sia, I was damn shocked lar.. Dunno who Weili's friend look like... Everyone was mingling with others, I sit at the back with my sis and relak on corner, haaa! Too early in the morning to make friends lar, damn tiring to smile and say hi...

Other than those two days, there wasn't anything interesting going on, everyday wake up, then go out for lunch, help my mum to carry furniture and groceries, come home and sleep, wake up in the evening for dinner, eat ice cream, and come home surf net till 3 in the morning. Damn bloody slack! Keep staring at my Algae balls, MARIMO, and although they don't move, but boy are they fascinating! Right now they're the only things keeping me entertained.... Gion, my Marimo tank nicer than your Chicken Essence bottle, buahahahaha! Urs bigger now? My algae balls are actually growing sia! I think yours are pirated...

Those 2 green balls beside the plastic fish, MARIMO!!!!!

Heard that the Brat Pack are going Changi Beach today, shucks.. First time all of them going east side, think they are having fun at the beach sia, especially Paul.... Can bleed.... Sigh, school's gonna start in a few days, yet everything is still so disorganized, timetable still not settled, home stuff also not settled, just wanna sleep all day long or stare at the clouds float by..... wanna play mahjong..... wanna go MOS.... wanna go chill out..... wanna sleep....

Feel so old.... anyone know of a good retirement home for me to stay? Must sign up already.....

Song of the Post - You and Me Song by the Wannadies

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

It's been a week since I came here, right now still trying to fix up IKEA furniture, feel like Bob the Builder... back aching, fingers pulsating, muscles growing, buahhaaa! Birthday in 2 more days, my first birthday overseas.... doesn't feel any different, just feel older... another year closer to signing into a retirement home. Right now still no internet, so no new pics, but have patience, the pictures will be up real soon, when my ADSL is up and running! In the mean time, continue writing stories on my tagboard, damn bloody funny!

My room.... also known as IKEA kid's display showroom.....

My Apartment, also known as IKEA showroom....

Song of the Post - Spin by Lifehouse

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Just realised that alot of people have blogs! Went to see their blogs, and realised that compared to their blogs, mine's like crap! One thing i noticed among all the blogs is that they don't mention names of their friends, and they are very deep.... like "scratch-head" deep......

Henceforth, I'll like everyone who've seen my blog to give me comments, whether I should continue using real names in my blog, or whether it should have deep stuff, and suggest on how I can improve on my blog, so can thrash Dawn, muahahaa!

Song of the Post - Bat Country by Avenge Sevenfold

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Friday, February 17, 2006

“Once upon a time… there was a small boy called Paul… and he liked to play with his organ. He died… and reincarnated into a man named Jimson with purple and blonde hair. He wanted to play with his… gals (e.g. his eye candy from arts). They went to play tennis together. While playing… he turned back into Paul… and died again…. To be continued…” – This was what the Brat Pack concocted for me as a farewell gift, such a story will give J.K. Rowling and Terry Brooke a run for their money any day man! Haa!

For those who are still scratching their balls and wondering what the heck I’m talking about, let me clarify everything for you. The BRAT PACK, is a gang of NUS “misfits” brought together as miraculously as the creation of man. Consisting of the Jon, Weili and Ian (The Hoon Kee Trio), Chiawen and Geri (the Banshee Duo), Ben (the crowd control), Paul and me (the blue tennis shirt brothers). We strike fear into the hearts of every lecturer, and creating mass destruction and leaving behind a trail of broken hearts and vomit (only Geri). Haa!

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being so close to a bunch of people who have nothing in common with me when I entered NUS. Most of my friends said NUS isn’t a place to make friends, but after only 1 semester in that hell hole, I beg to differ. Most people would hang out with friends from the same school or OG, but we all came from different schools, and different OGs, some of us didn’t even have an OG… and yet, we still managed to form such a strong bond and forming such dynamics among ourselves. We made every outing feel like a celebration, even common dinners feel like we were celebrating someone’s birthday. There was always laughter, dares, games, drunkenness and vomit (you guys should know who).

Although we played real hard, we studied real hard too. The results… err… shan’t talk about it, skali my blog kanna boycott by people. But the fact was that we stand and fall together, even though we barely met for 3 months. We were like a cult, except without no live sacrifices, only sometimes sacrificing Paul just for kicks, haa!

Now that I’m gone, who knows what’ll happen to the rest? Will the dynamics change? Will there be new members? Will Cellulite eventually join them? Will the curse of the Singlehood within the Brat Pack ever be broken? To answer these questions, stay tune to the next episode of THE BRAT PACK……

THE CAST

Paul (The guy with the blue shirt) and Weili (The ah beng looking guy)

Ben (The skinny dude) and Ian (The cool dude)

Jon (The beefcake) and Geri (The cool gal)

Chiawen (The Glam Gal)

Song of the Post - Good Life by Francis Dunnery

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Its 12.09 in the morning right now, but only 9.09 in the evening over in Singapore. Sandman has given his goodnight kiss to everyone but me, I’m listening to my itunes and updating my blog for my loyal fans to read.

Yesterday was seriously tiring, had to carry 10 luggages to my apartment, then the unpacking commences all the way into the evening. Right now, I’ve almost finished decorating my room, looks pretty cosy and weird, just the way I like it. Got Chiawen’s Voodoo doll hanging on my lamp, Luyi’s conical flask on the table, Shuwen’s huge pen in the conical flask, Gion and Kimi’s funny looking plush on the table. The bed’s excellent, super soft blanket and bolsters, feels just like sleeping on a cloud. The fact that I drooled in my sleep last night shows how well I’ve adapted to my new room.

Went to IKEA today to get more furniture, you guys won’t believe it, but I think I saw Dawn Yeo, the famous blogger. Don’t know if it’s really her, but I overheard her Singaporean accent, and her face’s pretty hard to miss. The last time I heard, she was studying in the US, but I saw her and her family, I presume, scouting for furniture, I think she’s studying here now, maybe in my school. Eh, Jon, Weili and Ian, you guys must be damn pissed right now, NUS no Dawn, only got Pokemon. I shall reserve my comments about her, I think you all already know what I think of her, haa!

Smsed my friends just now, so good to hear from them again, seems like they’re doing fine without me, basket… Right now still no internet, so I can’t scold them….

Have to wake up early tomorrow, the cable guy’s coming to set up the phone line, will update you peeps with my new number, but I’m still keeping my old number, so you can still sms me anytime. Ok, off to bed, drool time begins….

Song of the Post - Open Up by Korn

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13 Feb 2006, the day has finally arrived. Instead of sending off friends and loved ones, it’s now my turn to play the role of waving to them from the other side of the departure gate. It seemed like yesterday when I was sending Noel to Adelaide, which was 2 years ago, and I ranted to my friends about how long more I had to stay here in this “sunny island” before I could join the ranks of the fortunate few who escaped Singapore’s “ever-changing” educational system.
In the afternoon, met up with Ning one last time, had to keep my promise I made to her, haa.. Hey gal, must come over soon k? After visiting your bro in Sydney, then come over, very near only, it’s like travelling from Clementi to Orchard, haa!
After meeting her, then had to rush home to do some final packing, and then hugged my most precious Chuppabelly (my chinchilla) one last time before I left for the airport in the evening.
My cousins came to send us off, went to Crystal Jade for a while before people start calling me. Paul, your acting damn bad sia, Ian’s acting better, you need to learn from him, then next time you can try on HER. Was walking down the escalator to meet my JC peeps at BK, then I saw a horde of Banshees moving towards me. I kept motionless and silent, but still fell prey to their infamous shrieks. People of Life Science, beware of Geri and Chiawen…. Ahahaaa!
We all went to BK, and I was busy running between the JC peeps table and the NUS table, but damn fun, haaa! I’m so touched that so many people actually came to see me off, wasn’t really expecting anyone in the first place. Thank you guys! Every single one of you is the reason why I remain sane and non-suicidal for so long. With buddies like you all, who needs friends?! Haa!

Finally, had to board the plane. Saw many sad faces, some with envy, some with anger and jealousy. The presents you guys gave me were superb, damn touched…
Now, I’ll give my last few comments to each and every one of you. First the JC PEEPS… Gion, better get into Dean’s List when I get back! Yuki, pay money! You Wei, see PHYSIO! Or else, row boat halfway you see your arm in the water. Fuwen, drive more often, more parking sucks, haa! Kimi, train less, Gion cannot catch up! Tze Ying, jump more, then can grow taller. Oh yar, and don’t miss your only tennis sparring partner too much k? Luyi, help me steal more lab equipment can? The conical flask cannot put a lot of stationery. Haa! Shuwen, Darius not bad lar, he dance at Chingay quite sexy, can consider. Sean Smeally Kong, your stomach damn big! Justin, go fer her, the one with the vulgar name. Ok, if I forgot anyone, thousand apologies!

Next, the NUS BRAT PACK!!! You guys really made NUS a hell of an experience fer me! Really miss you guys man! Ok, Weili, quit smoking, Remember our deal? Chiawen, please stock up on your chill pills! Jon, take care of Paul, your son sia.. Geri, please please please don’t get drunk… seriously… Ian, don’t show your vodka bottles to Geri. Ben, must provide order in the group, they all crazy already. Deb, your eye candy says hi. Germain, u train up your tennis, challenge you when I come back. Caroline, although I dun really know you, but u seem well suited to be a member of the BRAT PACK. Take over me, haa! Last but not least, Paul DA MAN! You better study hard and do well sia, or else the guys are gonna give you a wedgie from hell, den I’ll get all your spare tyres to roll over you!

Paul's glowing family jewels!!

Now, the Cheese Cake Gang! Sean Spencer aka Paulz the Ballz aka Spencer Lee Lip Sing aka a lot of other things…. Pang seh lor, you owe me a haagen Dazs fondue…. Maggot Lao Cheese Mei, pang seh also lor! QG, jam again when I come back!

Last but not least, Raine Raine, yudan setsu ni ikou! Train hard!
Ok, seeya all real soon, don’t miss me too much! Jimson, out!
Song of the Post - Heard Em' Say by Kanye West

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Just woke up not long ago, damn sleepy sia.... kept drooling on my pillow, have to flip the pillow many times to find any available dry spots to lie on. Justin called at like 1 plus, talked to him for about half an hour, listening to him pour his sorrows to me, then immediately went back to sleep.

Tennis last evening was cool man, haven't played quality tennis in a while! Went to Aaron's place to play, sparred with Fuwen and Kia. Fuwen, keep it up, u getting alot better, compared to when we first played with u. I think now u are 3rd seed, after me and kia, haa! We took turns playing with sweet lil' Ying, her tennis also not bad, at least can hit back, but don't have to run for the balls, just walk and hit back. Got one point i almost fell alseep, haa! (sorry gal! joking!) Aw You Wei, my best tennis buddy, only he can make me play seriously, haa! Eh dude, must keep on training tennis other than kayaking, then when I come back can qie again. Your organic chem gone liao, so focus on tennis, more important, haa!

After tennis, went to meet up with NS buddies at Swensen's, and as usual there was an exchange of food between Paulz The Ballz and Cheese - sugar, salt, cherry, wet tissue, cheese's mucus (wanton), dry tissue, water were flying through the air, and urs truly was smacked right in the middle of the aerial bombardment as usual... but it was fun lar, haa! After swensen's, we roamed the quiet streets of orchard like aimless delinquents, trying to find a place to chill. In the end, we decided to go home, 'cause it's already 2 in the morning.. and Paulz the Ballz already turned into a pumpkin after 12, haa!

Today, I shall take it easy, chill out at home and do some final packing before mum bites my head off. Heading out for dinner soon, shall sign off now.... Jimson, out!

(P.S. from now on, for every post, I will intro a song which all of you must download and listen, otherwise I'll break your necks! Buahhh! And if you want your photos on this blog, send them to me!)

Song of the post - Photo by Ryan Cabrera

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Although the number of people who left a message on the tag board was less than the number of fingers on ONE hand, I'll just assume that ALOT of people actually read my blog, but are either too lazy to leave a message or dunno how to. Hence, with no further a do, I hereby declare that headfullofshit.blogspot.com is officially open for viewing! Now.... what should I start with... Ok, it's come down to just 2 days before I fly off, so I've been real busy this past 2 weeks. Packing my bags is such a hussle, have to bring my bolsters, because Aussie doesn't have bolsters (they clamp their arms between their legs to sleep), 8 pairs of shoes from Japan (long story), my wardrobe full of clothes, my figurines to decorate the room, tennis equipment and lots of other crap, I think the luggages will exceed weight limit man! shit!

Check out the number of shoes i have to bring!!!

What a hassle packing!!!!

Besides packing, I've been out real late almost every night meeting up with buddies! Hmmm.. let me try to remember what happened this week....ok, i played tennis with paul on tuesday at NUS, had to find available courts because most of them were taken up by the secondary school gals for their inter-school competition. Eh Paul! Next time I play with u, I think I bring gals along, then u will be serious! Basket, with gals around u play like Hewitt, without them, you play like sharapova! But can't blame my bro, he's still growing, haa! Tuesday night, my JC buddies jio me to Sempang Bedok for prata, damn touched that alot of people went! Even Justin (small piece of holy shit) was there, haaa! Thanks u guys for eating prata with me!

Wednesday.... oh yar, had dinner with Weili, Paul and Chiawen to discuss chalet stuff, but in the end no chalet, as usual. Nothing has ever come out right for the NUS peeps, haa..

Met up with Luyi on Thursday for like 2 hours and ate a huge container of tiramisu (thanks gal!) , after that met Raine fer like 5 min (remind me to buy mint chocolates fer u), den MAHJONG session with the JC gang! Woo HOO!

Went to NUS on Friday for some stupid withdrawal interview, I think they trying to get me to stay, don't wanna lose scholar-material student, buaaha! But I rejected the professor, asked him to eat my shit! In the evening, joined the NUS gang for dinner and chilling out session at Haagen Dazs!
Jon and Geri (they look soooo happy!)

Paul's Da MAN!

After that, we went Geri's hall to play mahjong, cards, watch Final Destination (my left ear slightly deaf, thanks to a particular someone's screams..) and drink disgusting Citron vodka and Baileys...eeeeee.... Stayed there till like 3 plus in the morning, ate prata before I went home, damn tired...
Playing in Hall, damn happening....
What a hectic week I've been having, but kinda like it because I wun be seeing you folks for like 3 to 4 months, no mahjong sessions and seeing Justin and Yuki lose until must take off pants, no chilling out sessions with the NUs peeps and seeing a particular someone merlion and throwing things around, no more tormenting a particular ang moh till he screams for mercy, no more funny tennis with my tennis buddies... damn... can all of u just join me there? there's nothing over here tat's fun.. if only weili won the 10 million last nite, den everyone can go alr! Ok, shall end my first post here, gonna play tennis with my tennis buddies later, think its gonna be another long nite, haa!

I SCARED YOU @ 7:20 PM

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

This is just a test to see who would sctually read my blog. If the response is good, I might actually consider updating my daily life in Aussie fer all my peeps to see!

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